Saturday, June 20, 2009

Rare Phobias Publishes Its First Edition

Rare Phobias, a new quarterly publication documenting uncommon fears, released its first edition this past week. The cover story examines New England's iconic stone walls and their true history. For decades these walls were thought to have been used to keep cows in their pastures, but Rare Phobias has uncovered evidence pointing to the Occult and bizarre Satanic worship rituals. Puritans were so fucking weird, right?

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